Jojo the Dancing Klown (jojotdklown) wrote in nerdfanmatch,
Jojo the Dancing Klown
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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!
In our last match we pitted the two heavy weights of the comic book universes against each other. Marvel comics Death versus the DC line Vertigo Comics Death.

Right of the rip you can tell that VD has much more class than MD, MD is just like any other celestial Marve character...a heart beat away from boring. Her big claims to fame has been the death of Captain Marvel and being the catalyst of the Infinity Gauntlet. Being the object of Thanos's affection.

Now DC's VD has always had style and a simple complexity to her that has made her well know and interesting. She's had many of her own storylines, and some times works with her brother Morpheus the Dream King, and sometime seen with all of her family: the Endless. VD's powers seem to be of a mystery, she is supposed to be the ultimate form of Death in the universe, and she is feared by gods, as well as mortals. But she is most like a normal spunky girl. And research on the subject has resulted in the same answers..."you'll find out when you meet her."


The Death Match


As the two heavy weight death deities enter the ring, all is quite. Both Deaths walk up slowly to each other and meet in the middle. Here is where they shake hands.

Two chairs and a table appear, and they sit. The table suddenly has a spread of wine, cheeses and fruits. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ALL THEY ARE DOING IS EATING!?!!

VD is doing all the talking, and MD is just listening...drinking the wine. It's very...very...PLEASANT. It's like tea time here at NFM. I've never seen anything like this before, this is something else.

Now the food has disappeared...the are sticking both of their right hands out and shaking them...
...
...?!?!

VD has extended her index and middle finger and MD has laid an open palm flat...
...
...
THEY'VE PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORED THEIR BOUT!!!!

And now they are cheersing with their wine classes and drinking! The most eccentric match we've seen as of yet ladies and gentlemen...

The winner by "scissors beats paper" DC's Vertigo Death of the Endless!!!!




Now to....




Poll #878766 Strawberry Shortcake versus Rainbow Brite

Strawberry Shortcake versus Rainbow Brite

Strawberry Shortcake
2(33.3%)
Rainbow Brite
4(66.7%)

Well the two goddesses of the 1980's that have popped up here and there every now and again.
One a little girl lives and plays in a magical world known as Strawberryland, sleeps all night in a cake made of strawberry, wakes up bright in a cake made of strawberry, and it was love that made her garden grow...wouldn't ya know!
Strawberry Shortcake is a sweet but spunky little redhead with enough optimism to fill a strawberry field. She really believes things are growing better all the time and as the unofficial berry princess of Strawberryland, she puts her heart and soul into seeing that things improve for everyone she meets. Strawberry is also quite adventurous, so it's no surprise that she has friends from other lands both near and far.

And the other little girl lives in Rainbowland and is in charge of all the colors on Earth. She started out as little orphan girl named Wisp and was taken by a Sphere of Light to a land without color. She had to rescue the seven Color Kids and find the Color Belt, which was the tool she needed to bring color to the land. After using the Color Belt to defeat the Dark One, the Sphere of Light told her she will be known as Rainbow Brite!

I would imagine with all their powers...they'd also have the use of Custard and Twink...



Please feel free to add stories, images, results, but mos def drop your votes!!!
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