Jojo the Dancing Klown (jojotdklown) wrote in nerdfanmatch,
Jojo the Dancing Klown
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HEY KIDS!!!


Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!
Well it wasn't even a close match for ET and AI. ET and AI were launched into a ring, their MO to fight? We told the Wussbot he can see his mommy and the Niel Diamond-lovin xenomorph he could call his planet! With no weapons and just their wit, the mecha went in like a champ swinging and kicking like nothin'. The alien, however, originally reluctant to fight at all dodged the bot for a bit. Once ET realized that the boy was a fauxboy-bot it was time to put this "machine" down. ET didn't take long to raise his glowing fingure and point it at AI. AI stopped dead in his tracks and fell over. With the exception of AI's ability to withstand extreme environments it does no good if someone turns you off from the inside. This match was figgity lame. The only reason it existed was because they were two gay Speilberg characters with Acronymical names. That match went to ET for having more distance attack than AI.





The first two families of macabre and eccentricity. Who hasn't ever wanted to see this go down? Now there are several factors we need to take into account here...I know more people like the Munsters because the look like your typical Universal Monster, and the Addamses are just creepy, kooky people, don't get caught in the Pop-vote, judging solely on who is your fav family here.

Now it would really come down to who is fighting who in this match. It would be no contest if Herman went up against Wednesday...although entertaining. The Munsters are indeed out numbered and out classed here, so will the Addams double up? Will Gomez and Lurch double-team Herman? Will Grandmama and Fester take out Sam "Grandpa" Dracula? Will Pugsley and Wednesday go up against the boywolf Edward Wolfgang Munster? I don't know?!?! Would Powers verses Wit count? I mean the Munsters are all Monsters here and the Addamses are just people...but normal people can kill vampires...and werewolves...and homunculi...at least I think they can.

But don't take my word for it check out the stats! Imagine the fight going down! Now something really has to get them going, without a good motivation for these guys to fight they'd just fall in love with each other and kiss like little girls. And the only thing I can come up with that they both hold above all else is...FAMILY. So we told them they we have the rest of their family in a cell...the losers get a free NERD FANTASY MATCH MAKE OVER!!! So Uncle Gilbert can walk among us OR will Itt get that hippy hair, cut!


So here we go the Kookiest Match YET!!!!
Lily Munster, Herman Munster, Sam "Grandpa" Dracula, Edward Wolfgang Munster, and Marilyn Munster (if Marilyn was Lily's sisters daughter...why was her last name Munster?) VERSES Gomez Alonzo Addams, Morticia A. Addams, Pugsley Addams and Wednesday Friday Addams, Uncle Fester and Grandmama Frump, Lurch the Manservant and Thing (Gomez's childhood friend, I bet)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hit it you Freaks!

Poll #798013 The Munsters vs. The Addams Family

The Munsters versus The Addams Family

The Munsters
5(45.5%)
The Addams Family
6(54.5%)


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  • 26 comments
Spot bites the other guys' faces off.
No Pets!!!!

sleepoverjesus

11 years ago

jojotdklown

11 years ago

sleepoverjesus

11 years ago

sleepoverjesus

11 years ago

jojotdklown

11 years ago

sleepoverjesus

11 years ago

jojotdklown

11 years ago

jojotdklown

11 years ago

so, to clarify - butlers and pets are both allowed to participate?
I'm looking at it this way, when the Flintstones met the Jetsons the damned Rubbles went with them...why? Because you couldn't have the show without them...ghey? Yes. But Lurch is a crazy slave that lives with the family and gets the mad bitches! No wait, that last one was the Witches of Eastwick. I'm looking at it as if they weren't gonna fight and just meet each other Lurch would be there. If they met each other ever in 1964 it prolly would have been a two parter and it would have been one Munster Episode in their house and the 2nd half would be the Addams Family ep in their joint.
Spot to me is tricky. Spot stayed in the Munsters house all the time, if they were fighting in the Munsters house then I could see that. I really don't know where they are duking it out at...cemetery? Grampa and Lily prolly can't walk on hallowed ground.

Well my bottom line is this: Lurch and Herman going at it would look awesome! Spot + Monster Powers= a not fun and prolly a quick fight. The Addams maybe out numbering the Munsters, but the Munsters are monster and have powers! I really think that Lurch and Fester would be the only way the Addams could do anything at all.

The Addams pets are:
Lion: Kitty Kat
Pugsley's Octopus: Aristotle
Wednesday's spider's name: Homer
Morticia's childhood pet vultures: Hubert and Henery

jojotdklown

11 years ago

I don't think butlers should be allowed to fight. They aren't family; they have no stake in a fight between families. They're paid servants.
Really the reason I think it's a problem is because the Munsters don't have a butler. The Addams family has Lurch, and they also have Thing, who's sort of like a pseudo-butler. I can't really see the Munsters agreeing to let some random, seven-foot-tall guy fight for the other team just because he happens to be employed by them, especially since the Munsters are already totally outnumbered. I guess if pets and butlers can play, then that would mean the Munsters would have Spot on their side to level out the playing field, although to be honest I've never seen enough Addams Family episodes to know whether or not the Addamses have any kind of equivalent pets at their disposal.
I'm looking at it this way, when the Flintstones met the Jetsons the damned Rubbles went with them...why? Because you couldn't have the show without them...ghey? Yes. But Lurch is a crazy slave that lives with the family and gets the mad bitches! No wait, that last one was the Witches of Eastwick. I'm looking at it as if they weren't gonna fight and just meet each other Lurch would be there. If they met each other ever in 1964 it prolly would have been a two parter and it would have been one Munster Episode in their house and the 2nd half would be the Addams Family ep in their joint.
Spot to me is tricky. Spot stayed in the Munsters house all the time, if they were fighting in the Munsters house then I could see that. I really don't know where they are duking it out at...cemetery? Grampa and Lily prolly can't walk on hallowed ground.

Well my bottom line is this: Lurch and Herman going at it would look awesome! Spot + Monster Powers= a not fun and prolly a quick fight. The Addams maybe out numbering the Munsters, but the Munsters are monster and have powers! I really think that Lurch and Fester would be the only way the Addams could do anything at all.

pornovision

11 years ago

trashflicks

11 years ago

My whole take on this comes down to one thing: Herman. Although all the Munsters are really a bunch of pussies, Herman can do shit on accident that a dozen of the strongest mortals could never accomplish. He's super strong. I once saw him walk through a wall. He was fine. The wall wasn't. Plus, I think if he really had to, Grandpa could vamp out in ways we'd never want to imagine. So yeah. The Munsters rule.
Lurch has superhuman strength too according to Wikipedia.
LURCH IS TOTALLY ONE OF THE FAMILY you classist fucker!! Have you never seen the show??? Shit he is accepted more than Marilyn ever will be no matter how many Staind songs she plays while crying in her crappy frou frou bedroom. Even IT is part of the family.

Anyway, as much as it pains me to admit it, in the interest of tottal scientific detachment & objectivity, I must vote for the Munsters. They sure don't win on basis of coolness or funniness. BUT, like was said, they are real actual monsters while the Addams are just really awesome freaks.

There is certainly a good chance that Gomez & Morticia could come up with some ingenious plan to bust that ass, involving traps, poison, tipping off the local pitchfork-wielding mob, etc. But the Munsters are after all MONSTERS. They just do...not...die. Look how many times Dracula has been "killed" successfuly. Do we even need to go there?

Frankenstein's monster is susceptable to fire, an easy kill even for It. He always somehow comes back though. Both families have a devious inventor (Fester & Grandpa) so we can just assume they cancel out. A werewolf kid could obviously waste the shit out of two human kids combines unless they can pull off some wicked scheme.

On second thought, this is too close to call. If there's prep time & maniacal sinister traps out of nowhere that kill you before oyu even know you're in trouble count, Addams all the way. If it's straight-up arena combat, the Munsters will just steamroll them.

Either way, what would REALLY happen is Gomez would work out some kind of deal, pay them off, something, cause he hates violence & is very very suave & persuasive.
okay, since I've been voted down on the whole Lurch thing, I'm forced to bitterly cast my vote for the Addams family.

If the Addams family was fighting without Lurch then Herman could totally clobber them singlehandedly, just like Adam said. But if Lurch is fighting, Herman will be diverted early on and won't be any good to anybody else. Lily and Morticia are gonna start rolling around on the floor hissing and clawing each other's eyes out like sexy goth bitches, and then Grandpa, Eddie, and that wuss Marilyn will be left to square off against three capable adults and two evil, demonic children. Grandpa Munster could probably take out those two brats with no problem, but you know Marilyn's not gonna last very long either, and Fester is all but fucking indestructible. It's a close call, and it pains me to say it, but the Addamses have a definite advantage.
This is the worst nerd fantasy match ever.

Hows that?
Well I guarantee that the next one will be even worse! You have my word as a gentleman.
Even though I love the Addamses style, I really think monsters would school their ass...no matter how fuckin' goofy and retarded they are.