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Sunday, August 31st, 2008
12:24 am
[jojotdklown]



Poll #1251087 NERD FANTASY MATCH RETURNS

New Kids on the Block VS. Kids in the Hall

New Kids on the Block
1(11.1%)
Kids in the Hall
8(88.9%)
Friday, January 26th, 2007
1:47 pm
[jojotdklown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!
The last time we all got together we had 2 separate matches and a Christmas Special. The first was two of the cutest girls in the 80's, outside of Candice Cameron, Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Brite, and next was the lovable Care Bears and Disney's GummiBears. And then last but not least was the Battle of the Bunnies Frank and Ralphie. Two bodacious bunnies, that's the real definition of bodacious, will be our first NFM round up.

It's no mistake that bunnies were only ever associated with Easter. But now when you think of Christmas no body doesn't know Ralphie. The pride of Hammond In...Homan, whatever. Jean Shepherd's classic tale of a little boy and his yen for a Red Ryder BB gun.
Versus the only bunnie that comes to mind when you think of Halloween...Frank. Donnie Darko's mysterious invisible friend from beyond the grave. Is he time traveling or just nuttier than a squirrel turd?
They are indeed the bunny embodiments of the other useless Holidays. The deal here is that Ralphie is the man with the temper. He can flip out at a drop of a hat, or a throw of a snowball. Frank is very mellow and artsy. Ralphie being too much of boy for the Rabbit suit, and Frank being too much of a bunny for crazy town...thought I was gonna say man suit? Well they both got their eye shot out as predicted by others, only Ralph survived and Frank didn't...until Donnie died...in the past...man that was a fucked up movie. Any Hoo, Ralphie clobbered the shit out of Frank with his patented "sit on their arms and pummel their face with a constant right-left combo until mommy comes and takes me into the house while I start crying because I'm so upset" maneuver. Ralphie wins 7 to 2!

Lets face it...Strawberry and the Gummibears didn't have a chance. Rainbow and the Care Bears are FREAKIN' Superheroes and the Straw and the Gums...no matter how hot tempered or fast, can't really compare.

Rainbow Brite shot Shortcake in her fair face. 4-1...

Care Bear Stare to the Gummibears arrière! 2-1...

Well I guess a better match up would be:
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Monday, December 25th, 2006
3:13 pm
[jojotdklown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match Chirstmas Edition!

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Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
1:59 pm
[jojotdklown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!

The Winners of NFM X and XI will fight aginst each other for the title!

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Thursday, November 30th, 2006
10:41 am
[jojotdklown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!
In our last match we pitted the two heavy weights of the comic book universes against each other. Marvel comics Death versus the DC line Vertigo Comics Death.

Right of the rip you can tell that VD has much more class than MD, MD is just like any other celestial Marve character...a heart beat away from boring. Her big claims to fame has been the death of Captain Marvel and being the catalyst of the Infinity Gauntlet. Being the object of Thanos's affection.

Now DC's VD has always had style and a simple complexity to her that has made her well know and interesting. She's had many of her own storylines, and some times works with her brother Morpheus the Dream King, and sometime seen with all of her family: the Endless. VD's powers seem to be of a mystery, she is supposed to be the ultimate form of Death in the universe, and she is feared by gods, as well as mortals. But she is most like a normal spunky girl. And research on the subject has resulted in the same answers..."you'll find out when you meet her."


The Death Match


As the two heavy weight death deities enter the ring, all is quite. Both Deaths walk up slowly to each other and meet in the middle. Here is where they shake hands.

Two chairs and a table appear, and they sit. The table suddenly has a spread of wine, cheeses and fruits. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ALL THEY ARE DOING IS EATING!?!!

VD is doing all the talking, and MD is just listening...drinking the wine. It's very...very...PLEASANT. It's like tea time here at NFM. I've never seen anything like this before, this is something else.

Now the food has disappeared...the are sticking both of their right hands out and shaking them...
...
...?!?!

VD has extended her index and middle finger and MD has laid an open palm flat...
...
...
THEY'VE PAPER, ROCK, SCISSORED THEIR BOUT!!!!

And now they are cheersing with their wine classes and drinking! The most eccentric match we've seen as of yet ladies and gentlemen...

The winner by "scissors beats paper" DC's Vertigo Death of the Endless!!!!




Now to....

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Monday, October 16th, 2006
1:32 pm
[jojotdklown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!

Last time we met to clowns were waging war under the big top! Two heavy weight clowns that have been american house hold names for years, dukin' it out to for the title coolest clown ever!!!

Now the sad thing is I think the ones who voted Bozo, me included, may have been mistaken. yeah he is the coolest clown, that's more like a real clown, but come on. Seriously, I'm sure Even though Ronald has Magic powers...Ronald has prolly killed a few people for real.

Ronald's Magic Skills only seem to be used for minimal positive purposes. if it rains he can make a flower into a umbrella. He can make ships to ride on, and pull cheese burgers out'his ass. Maybe piss pop and shit shakes... I DON'T KNOW. But when he fights it's with tickling, or singing. This info is from the cartoons and the commercials.

Bozo on the other hand, ol' boy has a pie throwin' arm if any one has one. Almost as good as Moe Howards' pie arm! He can't do anything more than what normal clowns do, but still that's more than Ronald can do!

So I see the fight taking place under a tent with a lot of props lying around! The two clowns running around like...clowns! Ronald asking for peace while Bozo is tryin' his hardest to pick up a weapon that won't pop!! Finally the clowns get to the pie cart!

Pies are thrown! Ronald gets one right in the puss! This gave him a great idea for a McDonald's Happy Meal dessert! Then the Gorilla was released! This cause the clowns to team up for a second!

The clowns used the old Bozo Telephone skit and knocked the ape out!!!

And at the end of their triumph they shook hands!...big big big mistake Ronald McDonald!!!

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!

A roasted Ronald DOES in fact smell like French Fries!!!

The Winner and still Clown Champ: Bozo T. Clown!!!!!

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Monday, October 9th, 2006
2:41 pm
[jojotdklown]
Gonna be closing the clowny polls down soon, make sure your voice gets heard!!!
It's a matter of life and death!!!
Tuesday, September 26th, 2006
4:32 pm
[jojotdklown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!
Doo-do-do-doo, snap snap AWWWWW SNAP!!!!
The Munsters vs. The Addams Family! We started this match out by telling them their other family members were locked up, and the losers would have to be subjected to a mainstream makeover!!! I would have really like to see this fight take place. The Munsters are monsters yes, but even normal jackasses can stop monsters with the right equipment! And I'm guessing la famille macabre (Oh 'Tish, that's French!) just happens to have stuff lying around for a Frightening Family Fisticuffs!!

Of course with the young ladies, I can see the old TV show Wednesday Addams getting clubbered by Marilyn Munster. But a quick right jab from Thing knock Marilyn out cold!

But Pugsley always has some silver bullets lying around...you never can tell when a werewolf may attack...oh, wait, yeah you can ON THE NIGHT OF A FULL MOON!!!

Grandmama and Grandpa actually had second thoughts in this fight at first they thought, well we should be friends, and maybe even consummate a fiendish union...then Granny hit him in the face with her spécialité de la maison!!! Garlic Batwings!!!

Then it was up Morticia and Lily went at it! No matter what vampiric postion Lily got 'Tish into she always was cool headed and mysterious. Lily on the other hand acted more like a Banshee and not the Vampiress she is, this cost her the fight! While Lily was using her vampire rage, 'Tish was able to over power her, and then give her the choice of 1.Burned at the stake or 2.Beheaded by guillotine!
To which Fester replyed, Burn at the stake...Well a Hot Steak is better than a Cold Cut!!!!

This made sense because Fester just got done "playing" with Spot, the Munsters pet dragon. They romped for a bit, all the while Spot pouring his heart into it and Fester just having fun! But when Fester grew bored with it he fed Spot 16 M80's with a nitro-glycerine cap...Spot is no more than a spot...

Then Herman whiped the floor up with Lurch. It looked like it would be a great battle but it wasn't it was sad a over so quick it was as though Lurch was a rag doll, but then it was Gomez vs Herman...
The Head of the houses, battling to the death. Weapons of Choice: Gomez-Swept Hilt Rapier Fencing Swords, and Herman-his huge, homunculus hands. Gomez dashing and fast, knowing if Herman got even one shot in he'd be a goner. He thrusted, he parried. And with a twirl, and stupid luck he managered to hit Herman in the neck and rendered his body immobile. Letting Fester suck the volts right out of him.

Poor Munsters...well at least they can come back for a sequel. But is it really over? Remember the Addams Credo: Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc
"We gladly feast on those who would subdue us."


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Monday, August 28th, 2006
11:02 am
[jojotdklown]
If you haven't voted yet...
Votes will be closing soon! Let your opinion, slightly based on fictional facts, be heard!!!

OMFG! Take me there NOW, Before I miss my chance!!!
Monday, August 21st, 2006
9:52 pm
[jojotdklown]
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE NFM FANS!!!!!
Don't let them tie!!! One needs to win! The Munsters vs. The Addams Family, VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!
Thursday, August 17th, 2006
12:11 pm
[jojotdklown]
HEY KIDS!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!
Well it wasn't even a close match for ET and AI. ET and AI were launched into a ring, their MO to fight? We told the Wussbot he can see his mommy and the Niel Diamond-lovin xenomorph he could call his planet! With no weapons and just their wit, the mecha went in like a champ swinging and kicking like nothin'. The alien, however, originally reluctant to fight at all dodged the bot for a bit. Once ET realized that the boy was a fauxboy-bot it was time to put this "machine" down. ET didn't take long to raise his glowing fingure and point it at AI. AI stopped dead in his tracks and fell over. With the exception of AI's ability to withstand extreme environments it does no good if someone turns you off from the inside. This match was figgity lame. The only reason it existed was because they were two gay Speilberg characters with Acronymical names. That match went to ET for having more distance attack than AI.


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Thursday, July 20th, 2006
2:38 pm
[jojotdklown]

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!

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Sunday, July 9th, 2006
10:33 pm
[jojotdklown]
Nerd Fantasy Match would like to thank member accerbus_caelum for her wonderful donation...well loan actually. But without her we'd be without POLLS!!!!

SO THREE CHEERS FOR accerbus_caelum!!!!

HIP HIP HURRAY!

HIP HIP HURRAY!!

HIP HIP HURRAY!!!

God Spead accerbus_caelum...god speed!
Thursday, June 1st, 2006
4:04 pm
[jojotdklown]
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!

Last time we met it was a match to the freakin' Death and only one cat would emerge victoriously!!! Well not really.
Heathcliff was totally ready for the fight where as Garfield was sleeping. Heathcliff threw a garbage can at Garfield and that woke his happy fat ass up. Garfielf attempted to keep a tough face on, and dropped his one liners on Heathgliff's face, but didn't do much more than trying to stay away from Heathcliff. A few cats scratches were exchanged. And at the finally moment when Heathcliff was about to toss the winning blow, Garfield had a cup of coffee, coming back with full fat force. Instead of using his fists Garfield was clobbering him with household chachkas. Without noticing Garfield threw a pan of lasagna at Heathcliff and reacted in HORROR! Heathcliff becoming dumb-struck, licked his face and started laughing, which got Garfield laughing. So the two cats took the rest of the time eating the Italian Delicacy and becoming friends resulting in a tie/draw.
Next up...

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Thursday, May 18th, 2006
4:25 pm
[jojotdklown]
12:21 pm
[jojotdklown]
everyone do the muppet dance!
YAY! skyeisfalling zenassassinare members!


Don't forget to watch and join!
12:13 pm
[jojotdklown]
Calling all NFM nerds!!!!
Garfield & Heathcliff are at a Stalemate!
they have been fighting for days only to stop for water, fish, and lasagna! Who knew Garfields fat ass was so damned resilient! It must be all the coffee he drinks?!? We need all members who have NOT voted to vote so this fight can be put to rest!

Thank you and good day.
Monday, May 15th, 2006
8:20 pm
[jojotdklown]
Nerd Fantasy Match welcomes its new members!!!

crisis_averted, boojie_30, & carmelpi!!!
Thursday, May 11th, 2006
2:26 pm
[jojotdklown]
Nerd Fantasy Match would like to welcome it's new members:

trashflicks and uclaradio
Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
5:58 pm
[sleepoverjesus]
Ding Ding Ding!
Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to Nerd Fantasy Match!

Our last 'little' match the American Online Man beat the hell out of the Cingular Wireless Guy!

The Score:
American Online Man= 5, and the Cingular Wireless Guy= 4!
Thank you everyone who voted!

Now our next one really should have been the second one...


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